Ox Ford reads about the Legendary Sword Excalibur and decides to go looking for it. His quest is quick and easy but does not see the danger once he acquires the sword.
Excalibur explains there are 100o provisions that Ox must follow to have Excalibur as his weapon. The powerful sword is once again set loose and will tell his complete story and show his arrogance once again. Staring with his morning coffee with cream.
Excaliber begins his story with how he and his wife met, followed with him being the brains of Sherlock Holmes and Watson, on to being the legendary Meister King Author’s weapon.
He tell of all his tales no matter how boring and ridiculous they are, as Ox must make a choice, does he take one of the most powerful weapons of all time and sacrifice his ears to the annoying tales or does he leave Excalibur and never look back.